Band Names
If you use one of these, let me know so I can take it off the list
milk and salad
junk drawer
westside surprise (do the W gang sign and look surprised
Ciproxin (tough on anthrax)
hot sandwiches
aikido seminar
tori toda mia mia!
Venkman
wet gremlins
coddle bandits
hooker spit
berka mortise
fire, ice, goulet!
carney cheese
crisper
meat burp
new jersey trailer
cochair!
drive! stamina! guts! are you qualified?
monday night stripper
Dyson Digs
el guapo
Covered in Game
wha-wha-wha-wha???
the saturday banana
are you a rubber towel?
manticore souffle
speederman
dirt scoop
dictum (plural dicta)
dicta's mom
tibet yeti
carney guts
crack! pow! no mercy!
we're kind of a big deal
stopcock
my favorite pants
you're gonna need a long table to play this game
here for historical reasons:
minotaur's claw
surf sri lanka
tenere tree
Fictional Chickens
chicken wings
and waffles
I put baby in the corner
meat shoot (the logo would be a handpainted sign saying "fashion shoot" with the turkey crossed out and meat written above)
fashion shoot (the logo would be a "vfw meat shoot" sign with meat crossed out and fashion written above)
Dick's Drugs and Devices
snow crush
Hachikō
the coey haims(sp?)
the great clockometer
tricky keg stands
shermer, illinios
Ethanethiol
midnite cookie
plastic saints
chimera
half man, half chicken.
metal mickey
3 pins and a slot
springfield?
knight industries two thousand (KITT)
boy rusty
mecha-streisand
tonto's ice pick.
extremities now
e-type carb
RAZORWIRE: cuts like a motherfucker.
sysrequest
giant greek
scientific rigor
skeleton (undead)
k-car convertible
died trying
tonto's tooth ache
aunt flo missed her flight
"Kwispel" (Dutch for wagging a tail)
stopcock. spark. fireball!
safehit
What is this all about?
I threw an anonymous site together in 2004 as sort of a repository of raw notes, stories, ideas and pictures. I kept my name off the site so that I could really let loose and say anything I wanted.
Four years later I realized that:
A) I didn't have anything that needed to be anonymous.
B) Few people stumbled upon the site.
C) Most who did promptly left.
D) The whole thing was damn ugly and difficult to navigate.
It was time for a change.
I took out the trash, spit shined the leftovers and did my best to turn it into a typical, self-serving, narcissistic, personal shrine to myself. Don't you just love it?
If so, be sure to hit the contact page and let me know what you think. Feel free to tell me how neat I am and how amazing and life changing you found my website. No, really, do it. Now.
Please? Seriously. Maybe we can like meet up and hang out or something. I like lunch. In fact, I eat lunch almost every day. What's that? You eat lunch, too? See, we have so much in common. I knew we'd be pals! I'm so glad you contacted me via my website.